![]() 04/08/2014 at 09:44 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Yesterday, there were some discussions on how manual transmission ownership is related to manliness. Or that you can be just as much of a man by owning an automatic transmission.
Neither of these things matter.
Only one thing matters when determining if you are manly or not.
Just one thing.
One thing that you should be able to do to show you are man.
Grow.
A.
Proper.
Beard.
That is all.
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FUCK.
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5 o'clock shadow.
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Your logic checks out.
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I just finally at 27 grew out facial hair for the first time, I've gotten quite a few compliments so far. I wouldn't say it's a full on beard, but I sure as hell feel a lot manlier about life.
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A proper man has a beard, sure...
that can shift gears!
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GROW A BEARD IF YOUR BOYFRIEND WANTS YOUR FACIAL HAIR TO TICKLE HIM AS YOU EMBRACE IN A PASSIONATE KISS.
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No. 5 o'clock shadows are for salary men who either don't have the balls to grow a beard in response to his oppressors at work, or just simply can't grow a beard.
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Haha, my company couldn't care less if I were cleanshaven or bearded, I decided to go somewhere in between that.
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I've had a moustache/goatee thing going on as long as I've been able to. I shave the rest once every week or two, otherwise I look 16 (I'm 28 1/2).
But seriously, there's no reason to not KNOW how to drive stick. My wife knows, my daughter's driven my car a few times (only stalled once, and it wasn't even during her first try). So it's not really a gender issue.
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Wait, just re-read this. So the beard can shift gears? Or the man who has a beard shifts the gears?
Like this guy? ARE YOU THIS GUY?!?!?
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this song seem right for the topic
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Oh, we are doing beards?
Fuck all of you and your non-existent facial hair.
![]() 04/08/2014 at 10:00 |
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I don't think it's possible for me to grow a beard as a Chinese male... Especially as a 17 year old. Does the kungfu master beard count?
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As long as said beard goes down to your chest, you should be good.
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I sometimes sit and stroke my beard when I am in the company of non-beard having individuals.
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Okay. Give me 80 years.
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My beard does what it wants, when it wants.
Run and hide.
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Does a dirt stache count.
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It's the beard. That guy is a proper man, I bet. haha
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It's the beard. That guy is a proper man, I bet. haha
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It's the beard. That guy is a proper man, I bet. haha
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That will give you time to master the art of Kung Fu as well.
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No Tom Selleck, it does not.
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Oh, and TRIPLE COMBO BONUS POINTS!!
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I'm 30 years old, can't grow a beard to save my life, and none of my vehicles are manuals. These things really bother me when I'm field dressing a deer, or cleaning my shotgun, or building something with my own two hands...
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Son of a bitch.
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I would rather get laser hair removal than deal with a beard. I can handle a 5 o'clock shadow for a couple days, but the ladyfriend can't stand it after that, and she wins that round every single time.
I DD a 5 speed though, but I don't think it makes me more manly, just a more in-tune driver.
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I wanna see $kaycog with a beard.
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Tony Siragusa knows how to man up.
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"for when you are such a badass, you scare the piss out of yourself!"